I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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