why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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