Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
