i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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