I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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