Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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