Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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