is your mom at the bar?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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