Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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