Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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