how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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