My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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