i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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