I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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