Do vagina's smell?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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