your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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