I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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