its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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