Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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