Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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