marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I could fuck to npr.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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