We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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