after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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