How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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