she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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