can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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