C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Girls should come with a carfax report
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
MIDGETS
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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