what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
