So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
honey bunches of taint.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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