Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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