I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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