question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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