things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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