sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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