his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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