Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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