I just pynch a tree in the face
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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