ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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