Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are we still banned from the library?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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