why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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