If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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