my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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