I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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