So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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