seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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