would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Come on in and take your pants off
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