THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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