I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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