Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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