is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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